What’s happened to Elle.com’s horoscopes? The detailed (and often eerily correct) predictions now slip in fashion tips and a subconscious campaign to save retail, as if Joe Zee or Nina Garcia were staring into your crystal ball, and not The AstroTwins. Here’s an example, taken from my horoscope for this week:
“Proper wardrobing is required to put you in full-on high spirits. If you don’t feel sexy in your current selection of warm clothes, treat yourself to a shopping trip over the weekend when the recession-friendly sale prices are at their finest. A pre-Christmas splurge is fully sanctioned too, but remember that stunning accessories like a pile of chainlink necklaces and vintage pearls can make a simple outfit look like they came from a couture collection.”
